New Moon.... I'd rather have an old one thanks.

Ok...so we've all recently found out that we are closet Robert Pattinson fans...I'm sure there's many of you out there...how could you not after Twilight and his Vampire ways.  I wouldn't mind a bite on the neck!  However, what is with the men in New Moon?  When did they become so soppy and wierd with their cheesy one liners!? (yes we might have been the oldest ones in the cinema and it is certificate 12A so maybe I can forgive this!) Even Jasper, who looked hot playing baseball in Twilight looked like he'd come out of Clockwork Orange after Aversion therapy.  Theres no point even mentioning the flappy running scene... Although I definitely like wolves a little bit more than I did already!